idiot savant looking for his knowledge sphere
- So, I've been stalking my ex-girlfriend's email, and i found this letter to her friend telling that she has this real crash on my straight friend's girlfriend, and she felt her up under the table at a party, and then in the bathroom she tried to push her into a cubicle while kissing her neck!

- Wow, your life sounds like a bit of a soap drama

- No, the beautiful thing is that her straight boyfriend expressed interest in renting my room over the summer – imagine if I'd sublet it, and then his girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend would end up having sex ON MY BED! THAT would be a fuckin' soap drama.

Sometimes I think: god must exist and must be having so much fun.